Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?

Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life? Review

It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right?

I wake up, bleary-eyed.

It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days.

We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. ‘Ouch,’ he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back.

Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, ‘IS SOMEONE COMING TO MAKE BREAKFAST?!’

All hopes of having some ‘alone time’ is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again.

Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family…

Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t mentioned in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us… or break us.

An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable read.

Readers totally love Kristen Bailey:
Laugh-out-loud funny!!!!... I found myself snorting with giggles on the train. Easy to read and topical... With loveable and realistic characters.' Goodreads Reviewer

‘Not many books have the ability to make me belly-laugh and have teary eyes in the same proportions… A hilarious analysis of the daily grind of family life that every parent can identify with. Kristen Bailey perfectly captures the chaos, mess, emotions, tearing-your-hair-out moments and love that surround the demands of a modern family.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

‘I can't honestly remember when I had this much fun with a book. This story is awesome.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

‘An insightful and endlessly witty take on parenthood with bags of drama to keep the pages turning. I would recommend to parents and non-parents alike!’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars

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  • DJ Sakata

    Favorite Quotes:Nothing is more sobering than looking at yourself in your underwear under a fluorescent bathroom glow. My stomach looks like a collapsed cake. My thighs look like rolled pork joints. I...

  • Shalini

    Woah!! 😂 This was one humorous book which kept me laughing at the antics of a married couple with kids. From snogging and shagging in their 20s, it was fun to read about their jiggling and sagging ...

  • Kathi Defranc

    DNF..Only read the beginning and Not my cup of tea......

  • Robyn

    Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life by Kristen Bailey is a hilarious romp on modern family life with all ups and downs weaved between all of the hilarious moments between Meg and Danny as they navigate their ...

  • Books Just 4 Me

    Meg and Danny are married and have three kids. A surprise package in the mail brings lots of questions and some concerns into their pretty routine life. This takes place in North of England so there w...

  • Agi

    So. I've tried. I've tried really hard and every 10% I kept saying, try another 10% but I had to stop at 60 - you can't say I didn't give this book a chance. But I can't, I simply can't, I was all the...

  • One chapter more

    I don't think I can appreciate this book. First of all I am 25 years old unmarried (but with a partner for the last 6 years) girl, I don't have kids unless you count my furry child or I don't have iss...

  • Kelly Long

    Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for providing this book in exchange for an honest review. This book actually had me laughing out loud for most of the time I spent reading it. I'm not from the...

  • Laura

    ✨This book tells story of a married couple Meg and Danny who meet on a night out. They fall in love, get married and move from London to a quieter life up North, where Danny grew up. They have three...

  • Yesha- Books Teacup and Reviews

    You can read all my review on Blog - Books Teacup and Reviews*4.5 Stars*Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life was quirky Women’s fiction that revolved around Meg and Danny’s married sex life and lot of sex...